Inflatable Dartboardā¢
Gift type: Fake
Estimated Price: Ā£14.99
Introducing the **Inflatable Dartboardā¢**, the ultimate innovation in misguided leisure! Whether you're hosting a barbecue, planning a team-building day, or simply tired of sharp objects, this puffy marvel promises hours of *mostly harmless* entertainment.
Made from high-bounce vinyl and a deep misunderstanding of physics, this dartboard inflates in minutes and deflates in seconds (usually by accident). Say goodbye to wall damage, and hello to flappy, floaty fun.
Perfect for:
- People who own too many patches
- Hen dos, kidsā parties, and questionable pub nights
- That friend who *always* throws off-target
### Warning: Not suitable for use with actual darts. Seriously. Donāt.
Brand: Pointless Leisureā¢
Materials: PVC vinyl, hot air, mild regret
Colour(s): Red, black, beige
Other Specifications:
- Velcro-compatible surface
- Mouth-inflatable (pump not included)
- Built-in wobble for unpredictable fun
- Not regulation size, shape, or function
Possibly the safest way to play dartsā¦ or the most entertaining way to disappoint everyone at the pub. Great for garden parties, office team-building disasters, or just confusing the neighbours.