The Lick-o-Lux Personal Spa Kit for Cats Who Deserve Better
Gift type: Fake
Estimated Price: £12.50
Transform grooming time into a five-star spa day with the Lick-o-Lux Personal Spa Kit — the only pet grooming set that combines soothing ambiance, aromatic mist, and compliments your cat didn’t ask for.
This luxury set includes a self-misting grooming dome with optional “Tuna Essence” or “Freshly Opened Can” fragrance capsules, an ambient speaker that plays calming purrs, bubbling brooks, and lo-fi meow beats, plus a reflective “confidence mirror” that delivers randomly generated affirmations like “You’re not just a snack, you’re the whole tin.”
Because if your cat’s going to ignore you anyway, it might as well be while relaxing in opulent absurdity.
- Brand: Furrmaceuticals Spa & Co.
- Dimensions: 22cm diameter grooming dome, 10cm height
- Materials: Recyclable plastic, faux bamboo trim, high-density fluff diffuser pads
- Colour(s): Serenity Grey, Vanilla Whisker, and Meowcha Latte
- Other Specifications:
- USB-powered (cable included, but already tangled)
- Three scent cartridges included
- Sound module with 6 relaxing tracks
- Mirror pre-loaded with 20 cat affirmations
We honestly weren’t ready for the sheer *vibe* this kit brought to the office. The Lick-o-Lux started out as a joke, but within minutes of powering it on, half the staff were crouched beside it, hypnotised by its tuna-infused mist and gentle ambient purring soundtrack. Our test cat, Duchess Picklebelly, gave it a solid two licks before reclining in front of it like she’d just won a reality show.
👀 Read more...The scent capsules are subtle enough not to be offensive (to humans, anyway), and the self-misting dome looks suspiciously stylish on a windowsill. Bonus points for the mirror — we’re 75% sure it told one of our cats “You’re royalty. Demand tribute.” Which he did, in the form of shredded sofa arms. Coincidence? We think not.
Setup is simple, and the kit is surprisingly durable — it survived two dramatic flops and one full zoomie loop without a scratch. If your cat has a taste for the finer things in life (or you just enjoy spoiling them senseless), this is an ideal addition to their personal wellness routine.