Mood-Nails 3000: Emotion-Tracking Nail Polish with Built-In Attitude
Gift type: Fake
Estimated Price: £6.99
Introducing Mood-Nails 3000 — the world’s first emotion-sensing nail polish that tells the world how you’re feeling, so you don’t have to. With our patented MoodMatch™ technology, your nails will shift colour in real time to reflect your vibes, emotional state, or whether you've had enough of Karen from accounts.
Choose from our core mood palette: sage green (calm), blood glitter red (rage), sparkly lavender (flirty), and of course, Passive-Aggressive Beige™. Whether you're giving off soft-girl energy or just trying not to slap someone before lunch, Mood-Nails 3000 has you covered. Literally.
Also includes optional “Warning Flash Mode” when someone’s about to catch these hands.
- Brand: Gloss & Grit
- Dimensions: 8ml glass bottle (approx. 3cm x 7cm)
- Materials: Magical pigment-infused lacquer, synthetic sparkle agents, zero judgement
- Colour(s): Multi-tone: green, red glitter, lavender shimmer, beige matte, and more
- Other Specifications: Changes colour based on temperature and subtle skin conductivity cues; Not safe for vampires or emotionally unavailable people
Mood-Nails 3000 is either the pinnacle of beauty innovation or a glittery breakdown waiting to happen — and honestly, we’re here for both. We loved watching our nails turn a brooding grey the second our inbox dinged with “quick favour” emails. And the sparkly lavender when texting our crush? Chef’s kiss.
👀 Read more...The polish applies smoothly, dries surprisingly fast (perfect for impatient queens), and the mood changes are delightfully dramatic. One tester reported watching her nails cycle through three colours during a Zoom call. Another claimed her nails turned “existential teal” during brunch with her ex. We didn’t even know that was a thing.
Bonus points for making passive-aggressive gestures *way* more colourful. Is it functional? Maybe not. Is it essential? Absolutely. It’s like therapy, but shinier.