Personal Space Bubble – Wearable Isolation for Modern Life
Gift type: Fake
Estimated Price: £27.50
Introducing the Personal Space Bubble™ – your very own mobile fortress of solitude. Say goodbye to awkward queue conversations, mysterious shoulder-touchers, and the social minefield of small talk. Simply unzip, step in, inflate, and immediately enjoy a 1.2m radius of glorious isolation.
Made from ethically sourced introversion and reinforced TPU, this inflatable dome shields you from germs, gossip, and Gregg from accounting. Whether you're on the bus, in a shop, or simply trying to avoid neighbours, the Personal Space Bubble™ helps you stay safe, sane, and unapologetically distant.
Comes with an optional passive-aggressive banner that reads “I’m Not Rude, Just Reserved.”
Some products arrive too late for the moment, and others arrive *exactly* when the world is still slightly traumatised and craving 6ft of breathing room. The Personal Space Bubble™ is the perfect marriage of ridiculous and relatable. We tested this in various real-life settings – the post office queue, a family BBQ, and even a very confused yoga class. It performed beautifully in all scenarios.
👀 Read more...The zippered access was surprisingly useful for quick snack deployment, and the privacy panel let us dramatically pretend not to see people we knew from secondary school. The anti-chat mesh did a brilliant job muffling unsolicited life advice from nearby strangers, and while you do get the occasional double-take, most people just give you even more space. Which is, let’s be honest, the dream.
It’s lightweight, packs down small, and inflates faster than your social anxiety at a networking event. We’re obsessed.