Pube Gel
Gift type: Fake
Estimated Price: £9.99
Ease your fuzz, freshen your fluff, and give your nether regions the spa day they never knew they needed. Introducing Pube Gel — the world’s first (and only) tingle-tastic gel for pubic hair cleansing and revitalisation. Unisex, unapologetic, and unbelievably refreshing, this 8oz bottle of blue magic is infused with gentle botanicals and a cheeky little chill that wakes up your... well, everything. Whether you’ve got a majestic garden, a tidy topiary, or a full-on wild forest, Pube Gel has got you covered (literally). Perfect for those who take self-care seriously, but not too seriously.
We’ve tested Pube Gel in the most intimate of scenarios — showers, dates, awkward flatmate encounters — and we’re genuinely impressed. It’s fresh, it’s zingy, and it leaves your nether fluff feeling like it just came back from a retreat in the Swiss Alps. Is it necessary? Absolutely not. Is it wonderful? Completely.