Tail Reader

TailFlix Motion Capture Tail Reader – Decode Your Dog’s Waggy Emotions

Gift type: Fake

Estimated Price: ÂŁ11.49

Unlock the complex inner world of your dog’s emotional tail flutters with the TailFlix Motion Capture Tail Reader – a lightweight wearable sensor that attaches to your pup’s tail and delivers live “emotional analysis” straight to your phone (or ego).

Whether it’s “Excited About Cheese,” “Mildly Judging Your Outfit,” or “Pretending Not To Be Scared of the Hoover,” TailFlix detects micro-movements and wag frequencies with our exclusive Mood-o-Metric™ algorithm, translating tail-talk into real-time mood readouts. Finally, you’ll know exactly how your dog feels about the postman, your new date, or the rain.

It’s like a mood ring for your dog… but actually useful and 83% sassier.

  • Brand: Wooflytics Ltd.
  • Dimensions: 5cm sensor module, adjustable wrap fits tails 2cm–8cm wide
  • Materials: Silicone strap, ABS plastic sensor, delicate emotional guilt
  • Colour(s): Tail Grey, Happy Wag Yellow, Moody Blue
  • Other Specifications:
    • Bluetooth connectivity with TailFlix mobile app (iOS & Android)
    • 8 mood presets + custom tag options
    • Rechargeable via USB-C (includes cable you’ll immediately lose)
    • Battery life: Up to 3 days (or one squirrel encounter, whichever comes first)

We tested the TailFlix Reader on a variety of dogs, from high-strung chihuahuas to bored golden retrievers, and the results were equal parts enlightening and emotionally devastating. Our office labradoodle, Cheddar, clocked in with a tail mood of “Disappointed But Still Loyal” after we ran out of gravy bones. Brutal.

The strap was easy to attach and didn’t seem to bother the dogs, though one border collie did look at us like we’d just betrayed his ancestors. Setup with the app was smooth, and it even generated a “Wag History Report,” which revealed that one of our dogs only experiences joy between 5:30–5:32pm (coincidentally, dinner time).

The mood alerts are comedic gold. “Alert: Passive-Aggressive Wiggle Detected” popped up when one pup saw another being given a treat. We’re still laughing.

It’s surprisingly accurate for something so silly, and while it won’t replace actual dog whispering, it will absolutely start arguments about whose dog is emotionally healthier. And that’s the true joy of pet ownership, isn’t it?

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