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Natural soy wax lavender candle with a quirky dog-themed slogan and 45+ hours burn time.

Quality 10oz stoneware mug featuring a humorous stroppy teenager design, gift boxed and made sustainably in the UK.

Durable glossy MDF coaster with bold ‘I'm The Boss’ wording. 9cm square, easy to clean.

Durable natural coir doormat featuring a witty "Don't Badger Me" slogan with non-slip backing, perfect for indoor and sheltered outdoor use.